My so-called "friends" who are Cowards have Brands which consist of perfectly normal things like Liking Rust or Doing Things With Computers or even Having A Life.

No.

Here at @tirefireind, we're seeking do distill and present pure unadulterated Hatred Of Cursed Machine

— Location: @arrdem@macaw.social (@arrdem) October 8, 2020

So you've found us, the best worst cloud vendor you've never heard of. We even used to have customer attestations to that, but then some asshole bought our social media footprint and we haven't built a new one yet.

We offer gratis hosting on homelab hardware to friends and associates, as well as engaging in shady telephony operations and ill advised manufacturing.

Serious inquiries should likely be directed elsewhere, but nevertheless here's a list of resources:

• 3d printing capabilities
• Our Archlinux package registry and mirror
• The git server; shared with arrdem
• Blob and package hosting
• A docker registry
• An ActivityPub relay
• (offline) Console for hosted resources
• (offline) SSO & user registry