So you've found us, the best worst cloud vendor you've never heard of. We even used to have customer attestations to that, but then some asshole bought our social media footprint and we haven't built a new one yet.

We offer gratis hosting on homelab hardware to friends and associates, as well as engaging in shady telephony operations and ill advised manufacturing.

Serious inquiries should likely be directed elsewhere, but nevertheless here's a list of resources: